West Coast Beef

The canvas hung at The Ambush
Off Folsom Street

Sweet nubile naked Ariadne waits
As if on some ancient Grecian urn
While spike-haired strapping Theseus
And mesomorphous Minotaur
Duel for her with their dicks

BullMan’s killed within the labyrinth
Splashed by some early SoMa artist
With bright polychrome Gauguin-colors

Buffet is offered after for
Those who can’t go home again

Beef tartare with
Capers onions and uncooked egg
A legacy of Baltic Russia when
Horsemen shredded red meat with knives and
Ate it raw