THE NEXT TIME
SOME FOOL
COMES ON WITH
THE TIRED LINE,
“WHAT ARE YOU INTO?”
—GIVE HIM

THE LIST

Stroke and read slowly.
Each trip is a movie.

Tits, pits, fists, ass, feet, boots, filth, sweat, leather, Dial, rubber, outlaws, fur, metal harnesses, bondage, restraint, discipline, sadism, masochism, sensuality, mutuality, fingers, grease, bikes, cons, excons, trash, street hustlers, freshly showered athletes, jocks, jockstraps, socks, levis, clean cotton, dirty cotton, jerkoff, spitting, man to man worship, bodybuilding, wrestling, boxing, padding out, loincloths, chamois, headbands, rebreathing, belching, moustaches, dirty blonds, Brylcreme, Valvoline, Pennzoil, cops, gobs, firemen, mad doctors, catheters, tender loving intensive care, gym shoes, cleats, cigars, Marlboros, chests, golashes, rubbers, tweeds, pipes, pecs, hair, DA haircuts, shaving, cocksucking, fucking, nylon sleeping bags, wool, wet wool, longjohns, raingear, innertubes, tires, licking, soap, cubbyholes, enemas, douches, bareback riding, exhibitionism, intensity, faces, snotlockers, five-o’clock shadow, cowboys, linemen, cabins, babytrips, daddy-fix trips, occultism, flogging, inter-race trips, saliva, spit, hawkers, sniffing, rimming, voyeurism, movies, slides, video, Polaroids, foodtrips, forcefeeding, outerspace, monsterdrag, Mustangs, bicycles, wrestling masks, dirtbiking, mud, hiking, rafting, wafting, religious ritual, blasphemy, tea rooms, tea for two, swearing, military procedures, paramedics, paranoids, barbed wire, wood, wet wood, rain, nails, crucifixion, baths, electricity, field telephone titwork, water, hanging, watersports, scatology, Scat Soap, horseplay, wrists, heavy wrist watches, hairy wrist watching, swimtrunks, Speedos, piercing, Mohawks, tattooing, ritual torture, pain, rosaries, partners, chains, lassoes, outdoor wargames, beebee guns, black eyes, bushwacking, gas-line j/o, cruising straight boulevards on straight cruise night, condoms, tweezers, Greyhound bus sex, ponchos, toiletseat covers, dingleberries, pigs, flipping the bird, giving the finger, Hell’s Angels, Harley Davidsons, Arabs, plainclothes polyester private eyes, sports, cock worship, Mason jars of dirty bath water, wingtips, Ivy League suits and Oxford cloth shirts with the tits cut out, hip boots, scuba gear, Saranwrap, snakebite cups, X-acto knives, swords, penknives, canvas, helmets, warriors, mercenaries, downed Amelican fryboys, sumo, Yakuza, fundoshi, chubbies, water beds, hard lean dancers, deafmutes, dentists, rollerballing, pantsing parties, kidnap fantasies, handcuffs, hoists, sweaty stake-out in open field, bike buddy, beach bum, sand, sandpaper, alleys, dumpsters, dumpers, subways, toilets, dumps, trucks, recruits, toilet paper, brigs, trapezes, cactus, Brazilian interrogation techniques, CIA investigation, butch flirting, gentlemen’s clubs with overstuffed leather chairs, livery, limos, referee shirts, shitkickers, men who say YOU’VE GOTTA HAND IT TO ALL THE GAMES MEN PLAY “Yo, Desenex, jockey shorts stolen from straight guys clothes hampers while they help their wives fix supper downstairs, catcher’s masks, goalie masks, skates, pucks, puckers, plastic cup supporters, old copies of Boy’s Life, flannel pennants, letter sweaters, cuspidors, snuff, chaw tobacco, humidors, sputum, smegma, cheese, goobers, fatigues, streaking, freaking, leaking, grease racks, Goodyear tire storage rooms, gauze, Ace bandages, bandaids, wens, nail clipping, foot massage, choir robes, vestments, altar boys, crumbs, fleabag hotels, young bums, Ipana, foil, humanoids, public j/o while passing for straight, canoeing, volcanoes, Coppertone, shoulder pads, velcro, 501’s, trains, upper berths, compartments, mile-high clubfucks, footlockers, blood, straight-edge razors, 747’s, burials, canvas hammocks, hightop basketball shoes, terrycloth, professional wrestling, rechewed gum, ashtrays, firemen, the whole nine yards, handrolled tailormades, metal tools, chain mail knights, piss, Big Ben coveralls, bib overalls, Dickies slacks, streetfighting, long socks, elastic black garters, boxer shorts, boxing gear, wrestling singlets, poplin windbreakers, breaking wind, farting, lighting farts, sailors, seafood, airport USO johns, marines, glory holes, docks, use, abuse, whining, whipping, spanking, pissing on trees, Lex Barker, boarding school sports, tiger pits, shades, bifocals, goggles, Eton suits, snowsuits, scuba, needles, backseats, backrows, strangers in the night, parks, heaths, moors, caskets, dildoes, bimbos, fingercombing hair, flashing, sticking out. tongues, exchanging spit, big dogs humping levis, potnpoppers, cursing, talking dirty, writing nasty, reading in the raw, Mexicans, deerhunters, jars of pubic hair, baggies stuffed with shaved-off beards, prosthetic devices, sutures, Vietnam vets, beerbellies, WWI vets, ankles, initiations, branding, bruises, welders, Vans, grillework, greasy spoons, cop taverns, bowling alley bars, high school laundry, blue collars, ring around the collar, Bold 3, Tide, Lava, wet hair, iguanas, recreational barfing, moonshine, mooning, farmers, driving naked, CB radio, reststops, guns, rodeos, Mondo movies, gunbelts, rye, hats, caps, romance, lovemaking, forearms, firearms, big arms, muscle contest trophies, 69, sucking, fucking, indoors, outdoors, matches, doing what youdo when you doit like you do, getting the picture, etc.

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