STALKING THE UNCUT BRITISH ROYAL MARINES
THE BLAKE TWINS:
18 INCHES OF UNCUT MILITARY BODYBUILDERS!
by Jack Fritscher, PhD
“Like, omigod, those two BODYBUILDERS are TWINS!” The waitress in the San Francisco International Airport actually squeals.
I smile. “Eat your heart out, baby,” I say under my breath.
I sit down with TWINS GAGE BLAKE and BLUE BLAKE. They are both BRITISH ROYAL MARINES, musclemen built like BRICK SHITHOUSES WITHOUT THE SHIT.
The sun is shining through the plate glass windows.
The Blake twins are 28, FRATERNAL, CREWCUT HIGH & TIGHT, SPECTACULARLY MUSCLED, B-I-G BLUE-EYED BLUE-COLLAR BRITS.
The 9 AM sun feels CA hot.
Their BIG ROYAL MARINE UNCUT DICKS together measure 18+ INCHES, their combined weight is a quarter ton, both DICK SIZE and BODY MASS SPLIT EVENLY.
The air in the SFO Diner smells like fries. Muzak is playing Neil Diamond. So what. Nothing matters except these two bodybuilders and their twin Londonderrieres.
Gage is the quiet twin.
Blue talks the talk.
They’re friendly.
We order.
“So,” I say making an anti-joke, “you two protect the Queen.”
Gage laughs and says, “Especially Princess Edward.”
Hmmm, I muse.
“Yeah,” Blue says, “the Royals are falling apart, so’s the UK; you Yanks can call the miniseries Gone with the Windsors.”
Blake laughs.
Gage laughs.
We all goddam laugh.
They eat. Massive muscular arms lifting food. Twin stacks of pancakes. Double orders of scrambled eggs. Lush black coffee. The air-diner tab is fifty bucks. The care and feeding of Bodybuilders. I fold out the cash at the register. The TWINS flank me like BLACK-AND-TAN MILITARY BODYGUARDS.
I get a rush.
Sex is in the air.
B-L-I-N-D M-E-A-T MAKES ME CRAZY. I love big, thick, juicy, uncut dick. I love it clean and washed with the smell of fresh ARMY-ISSUE SOAP rinsed around the head under the
big JACKET of foreskin. I love it SWEATY, CHEESY, & DIRTY with the honest SMEGMA of a big blue-collar WORKING DICK that hasn’t had the time to strip its roll of lip back to wash its
ring around the collar. I’ve paid my dues sniffing out the most beautiful dicks I ever saw: big, thick, chunky cocks that hang long and strong, with the heavy-veined SHAFTS HELMETED with a juicy fold of foreskin.
THE BLAKE TWINS, as soon as I usher them into the PALM DRIVE FREE-WEIGHT GYM, hit a few POSES in the mirrors, check out their “LOOK” in the video lights, STRIP OFF THEIR UNIFORMS, OIL each other up like BEST BUDDIES who’ve CURLED UP TOGETHER SINCE BEFORE BIRTH. Their TWIN UNCUT DICKS are a MATCHED SET hanging between MASSIVE THIGHS mapped with veins like a roadmap to heaven.
Any man who loves dick has a special place in his heart for the way a PISSING COCK SPURTS OUT FROM A FORESKIN RAINCOAT. An uncut dick in ROYAL MARINE FATIGUES, as well as all clothes, rides different than a piece of meat that’s been sliced. UNCUT MEAT, EXACTLY PERFECT LIKE THE TWINS’, HAS SECRETS. Uncut meat doesn’t show its crown right off. Uncut meat keeps its GLISTENING WET HEAD thick and full of JUTTING
PROMISE under the cover of the RICH ROLL of FORESKIN. Uncut meat looks different, smells different, and tastes of special secret flavors. Uncut meat feels like a full fucking handful
of SLICK SLIP-COVER when you grab ahold of it. Uncut meat offers that SPECIAL LITTLE PUCKER right at the wet tip where the skin all folds down to a FLESHY LITTLE IRIS that begins to open so easily, so smoothely, when coaxed by a hot and hungry tongue.
When that foreskin, lipped into foreplay, starts pulling back, as the ripe juicy dickhead starts its LAUNCH out from its protective SKIN-SHEATH, some special kind of LUBE seems to sweeten the slick taste of the cock slipping out of all that uncut darkness into the light and air. Uncut meat juts out of its foreskin in a way that demands attention.
My face must have looked hooked like BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, or their homosexual cousins, PREPUCE AND DICKHEAD, saying “COOL”! Shoot! Looking at the TWINS, a man needs a DROOL BUCKET. Maybe I even said as much.
“You ain’t kidding,” Blue says knowingly between my TWIN BLAKE video TAKES. “My bruver and I,” he says. HIS ACCENT AIN’T MASTERPIECE THEATRE, dude; it’s pure BRISTOL DOCKS, maybe even pure BORSTAL BOYS. (That’s why I shoot video with REAL SOUND!) “My bruver and I like to take showers in the Marines. We got all that uncut meat you Yanks like so much. It’s all natural to us. You’re the ones with the funny-looking dicks. In our barracks showers, with all the guys, you see a guy scrubbing and soaping his uncut dick, washing his banger inside the skin, and out, stretching it, holding it up to the shower spray, filling the cup of skin with water, and nobody looks twice, isn’t that true, Gage?”
Gage, who is the first to say his PASSPORT PHOTO looks like a “CRIM” (UK slang for criminal), is rubbing his hands on his CONTEST-WINNING VASCULAR THIGHS that look LIKE 2 BIG DICKS with his very own BIG VEINED UNCUT DICK ROLLING back and forth, ALIVE, between his massive legs. “Yeah, it’s true what my bruver says. You guys have funny dicks.”
The Twins each stroke their fat uncut meat. Their faces are fraternal, but their dicks are identical. THEY TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES AS TWINS HAVING SEX WITH THEIR DAD (WHO IS NOW AGE 47!)
Dontcha luv FAMILY VALUES!
My camera rests on my shoulder.
I stare.
BLUE’S BIG-PEC NIPPLES look like Blake plays them with his calloused BB fingers.
The video lights BURN UP DOTS of SWEAT on their MUSCLED PECS. I focus on uncut cock. When I watch a well-hung guy jerking off his own uncut rod, I notice a definite difference from my cut models in the LONGER STROKE he gets because of the EXTRA SKIN that SLIDES like a slick piece of heaven up and down his SHAFT.
It’s fucking SEX-MAGIC to watch the appearance and disappearance of DICKHEAD in and out the the TWINS’ BRITISH-KNIGHTS HEAVY-DUTY FORESKIN. (And I want to phone their DAD FOR A BLAKE-BUNCH 3-WAY!)
In my video-sound earpiece even the SOUND of UNCUT DICK is different. A wet hand sounds wetter as the skin of the hand SLAPS the FORESKIN itself like some kind of SEXY CHAMOIS over the head and back down the shaft of cock. Nothing looks better than this TWIN DUET with hot light glistening through big drops of clear SEMINAL JUICE hanging just out of my tongue’s reach on the rich SKINFOLD of these big, thick Twin foreskins.
How I suffer for art! Having these Twins in my Palm Drive gym is not personal. We three have come together, so they can cum for the viewers. I won’t cum til night. After they fly away, I’LL FLY AWAY watching their video on 2 SIDE-By-SIDE VCRs and 2 SIDE-BY-SIDE SCREENS, the only way to watch this hot DOUBLE-GOOD/DOUBLE-GOOD DUO I want to gum!
I’ve chewed a lot of foreskin. I believe in DISCONNECTED DICK POKING through GLORYHOLES, but I worship uncut dick attached to these MUSCULAR MILITARY TWINS descended from ANGLO-SAXON WARRIORS with a bit of BLOND VIKING BERSERKER thrown in the GENETIC MIX for fucking wild good measure.
The Blakes, typically British, thought nothing special about their foreskins until they hit the shores of the US. A little STATESIDE SEXUAL XXXPERIENCE taught them how much guys fucking prefer their “TUBED” STEAKS. They STRUT and POSE for the camera proudly flaunting THE GIFT THAT WAS NOT CUT AWAY from them. Through my viewfinder, and, later, on my TV screen, I figure there’s nothing hotter than a man with an uncut dick who likes to pose and swing his big, blind stuff–unless it’s MUSCLE-ANIMAL TWINS MIRRORING each other’s moves.
These Blake Twins, I tell ya, fella, are some kind of men. Natural…Easy…The STOUGH OF STORIES TOLD AT NIGHT IN BEDS AROUND THE WORLD!
SUPERSTAR AL PARKER ONCE GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND BEGGED BLUE FOR PERMISSION TO WORSHIP HIS UNCUT DICK which further motivated Parker to engineer his FAMOUS FORESKIN RESTORATION!
PLUS: Gage has a GIRLFRIEND he’s hot for!
Blake says, “I like to watch my bruver fuck. We pick up some Asian girl, tie her down, shave her pussy, and while Gage fucks her, I lick out his ass.” T-H-I-S Blue says on the video soundtrack!
My heart cracks thunder! My dick inches down my jeans! These guys are so TURNED ON BY SEX TOGETHER in all its PERVERSATILE forms I have to salute their EAGER CARNALITY by whipping my own uncut dick out to watch the video after they leave. Now, guys, you know why CIGAR-CHOMPING HOLLYWOOD MOGULS call watching the daily footage, the “RUSHES.”
More about the BLAKE TWINS I cannot tell you in the words that wrap around these photographs I took of them.
A PICTURE is worth a 1,000 words.
A VIDEO of UNCUT HUNG BODYBUILDERS posing, jacking off, and talking dirty is worth a LIFETIME GALLERY!
Oh, yeah!
As if the Twins don’t have everything you and I want, I’ve never seen TWIN CUMSHOTS so THICK & CREAMY shot so far into the air PROPELLED by their HUGE BODIES’ INTENSE PRESSURE of MUSCULARITY. (You gotta LOVE BODYBUILDER CUM!) I set up TWO TWIN CAMERAS to capture on videotape their TWIN CUMSHOTS to turn the TWIN UNCUT dicks into QUADRUPLETS.
Yeah, buddy! What more can I tell you ABOUT LIVING INSIDE A VIDEO shoot of TWIN BRITISH MARINE BODYBUILDERS WITH 9-INCH UNCUT COCKS BLASTING OUT DOUBLE-DIP CREAMY LOADS?
When a man hunts out PERFORMANCE ARTISTS for a video, just like in real life when you go out hunting for DICK WRAPPED WITH THICK CANVAS, you have to be real careful what you hunt for, because sometimes you get what you’re looking for, and then some!
DOUBLE-GOOD! DOUBLE-GOOD FUN!
Double your enjoy-MEN-t!
Gage and Blue are around.
If you’re lucky, you might take these TWIN “BRUVERS” home.
Singly or as a pas de deux.
Just be sure to WORSHIP BLUE’S ROYAL-MARINE NIPPLES, and to LICK UP GAGE’S TROPHY THIGHS! THEN HIT THOSE TWIN UNCUT BIG DICKS!
Oh, yeah, don’t forget to have some STRAIGHT FUCK MAGAZINES around for GAGE!
And be careful of grabby waitresses at airport diners, because, like, omigod, these two UNCUT HUNG BODYBUILDERS are THE KIND OF TWINS MEN HAVE TO FIGHT WOMEN FOR!
You know what? BOTTOM LINE: You can respect these twins as performance artists, as men, and as real good people.
©2000 Jack Fritscher